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ffuturesBuffy / Marvel Cinematic Universe drabble inspired in part by PC by Adrian Tullberg. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10358216/1/PC
All characters belong to their respective creators, megacorporations of doom, etc., whom I suspect would not approve of what I've done with them. I have no idea what the rating is on this one, you have been warned...
'...Nothing's As Good'
Marcus L. Rowland
"So dish," said Willow, "who's the new hottie?"
"I met him in the cemetery, got attacked by a mob of vampires. He killed six without raising a sweat. Left me VERY grateful..."
"Some sort of demon?"
"He's more the strong silent type, like Oz," said Buffy, "but you'd be amazed what he can do with his body. He'll be here in a minute, see for yourself."
The bell rang. Willow went to the door and said "Buffy, someone left a tree here!"
"I am Groot..." said the tree.
"It's like Sid the dummy said," said Buffy, "'Once you go wood...'"
End!
Crossover with Guardians of the Galaxy. The quote at the end of this story and in its title comes from the Buffy episode The Puppet Show, which features a possessed ventriloquist's dummy called Sid:
"...How about you and I do a little rehearsing on our own, honey? You know what they say: once you go wood, nothing’s as good!”
Comments, brickbats, etc. please before I post to archives.
edited to add a short explanatory note and a small title change, I was remembering a quote wrong.
All characters belong to their respective creators, megacorporations of doom, etc., whom I suspect would not approve of what I've done with them. I have no idea what the rating is on this one, you have been warned...
'...Nothing's As Good'
Marcus L. Rowland
"So dish," said Willow, "who's the new hottie?"
"I met him in the cemetery, got attacked by a mob of vampires. He killed six without raising a sweat. Left me VERY grateful..."
"Some sort of demon?"
"He's more the strong silent type, like Oz," said Buffy, "but you'd be amazed what he can do with his body. He'll be here in a minute, see for yourself."
The bell rang. Willow went to the door and said "Buffy, someone left a tree here!"
"I am Groot..." said the tree.
"It's like Sid the dummy said," said Buffy, "'Once you go wood...'"
End!
Crossover with Guardians of the Galaxy. The quote at the end of this story and in its title comes from the Buffy episode The Puppet Show, which features a possessed ventriloquist's dummy called Sid:
"...How about you and I do a little rehearsing on our own, honey? You know what they say: once you go wood, nothing’s as good!”
Comments, brickbats, etc. please before I post to archives.
edited to add a short explanatory note and a small title change, I was remembering a quote wrong.
